good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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