Say something about gay babies.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize
