in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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