no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Randomize
