Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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