Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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