I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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