there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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