brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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