Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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