normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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