We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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