I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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