I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Life is so much better after having sex.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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