walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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