if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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