I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
smell my finger.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
