Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
