so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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