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(647): View more from Ontario

Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.

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(703): View more from Virginia

i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day

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(785): View more from Kansas

Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.

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(518): View more from New York

College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.

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(518): View more from New York

one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what

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(440): View more from Ohio

WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS

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BECAUSE SCIENCE

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(847): View more from Illinois

I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.

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