White coat. Heels.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Is it penis luge time yet?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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