There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
you inspire me to be a worse person
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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