ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
wow bdsm is so cute
Randomize
