No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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