would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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