I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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