I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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