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He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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