i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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