I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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