just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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