i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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