So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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