Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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