She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
