Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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