We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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