I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
dude i'm inner monologue high
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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