okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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