I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
She's the barista slut.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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