Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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