And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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