it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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