He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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