at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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