I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
There r osticjed everywhere
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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