hotel room ftw
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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