My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Randomize
