At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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