hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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