I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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