i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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