He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Randomize
