Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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