If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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