You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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